98 Squadron RAF - RULES REGARDING THE PIG The pig is the property of the squadron pilots' and will not be eaten, killed and smoked, pickled or tinned without the consent of the remaining pilots. When taken to squadron functions it is forbidden to get the beast 'stinkers'.   Quenching its thirst is permissible. From this date forth the expression 'fox a little pig' will not be used as it shows a complete lack of respect. The pig will not be used as a means of transport until checked out by the M.T.O. When eventually served, pilots will not fight for the crackling. If taken to met briefing the pig will not be allowed near Raq, Pluto or any other dog who may have evil intentions.   (Pete Freeman etc.) This looks remarkably like the handiwork of BeBe Sharman!?   (Thanks to Jim Robinson.)