"SMOKE MORE UNDERWEAR NOW"

                                                          Flt. Lt. Hunwick
                                                             Secretary  JSL
                                                                (UK Branch)
                                                              RAF College
                                                              Cranwell
                                                              Lincs.

JSL|  Report of the Directors (UK Branch) 25th November 1964
| To be presented at the Ninth Annual General Meeting.

Dear Shareholders,

         The Annual General Meeting of the Jever Steam 
Laundry (UK Branch) will be held at Dirty Dick's,
Liverpool St. London, England on Saturday 2nd January
1965 at opening time.   Your Secretary will preside and
he wishes to make the following statements:

          I shall present to you on the above mentioned
date time a statement of the accounts, and attempt
to justify the fantastic deficit.

          Last years meeting was again only sparsely
attended (22) by Service Sales Representatives, and it
is hoped that very many more will pull theirs out this
year and attend

          In the meantime your Secretary is pleased to
report that annual fallout production, aided by
the not inconsiderable Chinese contributions (Bodger's tour as
Rep in Hong Kong), has grown apace., and they are now
straining for even greater efforts in the future.   Dingleberries
production has been hindered somewhat by the
reorganisation of this section
and by the problems encountered in introducing our new and much
familiar product - stuffed dingleberries.   (Check in
the Jever Riding Club).

          Finally, an extraordinary meeting was held
at Dickie Barraclough's Brewery at which it was
decided to advertise our "Fall Out" convention in the
"RAF News" and "Flight" magazines.
          
          Welcoming you to a "steaming" evening.
          
                                      PHHunwick
P.S.  An up to date list of addresses of members would be
welcome - please send yours and any others you may know.

                   "VICE IS NICE"
               (STAFF IN CONFIDENCE)