YOUR LAUNDRY NEEDS YOU
Flt. Lt. P King
RAF Cosford
Staffs.
THIS YEAR WE MUST GET ORGANIZED
Jever Steam Laundry Fallout Trials - Style of '66
1. Last year's Hon Sec has been deported to the Far East (thank God) for doctoring
dingleberries, this had caused a sharp rise in the Noise Abatement Society Shares,
our problem however is very urgent, it is simply this. The sharp drop in the decibel
curve, caused by Pfennigs hasty flight, must be arrested and the decibel curve must
be returned to set a new all-time high. This can only be done by your attendance.
2. The necessity for a sustained high decibel level is apparent when it is realized
that this year is the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of JSL. If an all-time decibel high is
maintained, the further effects will be:-
a. Automatic increase in alc. intake rate.
b. Correspondingly an increase in a. will turn the probability of Dynamic
Intestinal Instability into a certainty.
c. The further effect of DII is a marked increase in Fallout, or, if you like,
an increase in marked fallout.
3. Sales reps. have been very lazy on turning in their reports and should get a
grip on themselves and send in new ideas so that our productivity increase can keep
up with the National Average.
4. This year has produced some interesting gen on the Muted Fluter, which will be
passed on to members at the AGM. Basically, the Muted Fluter is a super chromatic
Y front strainer useful for turning what could be interpreted, at a boring conference
as a raspberry into a more dignified and gentlemanly indication of non-alignment or
complete disinterest. Extremely useful in "career posting" ground tours. Doze in
comfort and confidence with the Muted Fluter - attend JSL and keep up to date.
Have a good Christmas but keep a watchful eye on the Abdullah Warning Light.
See you on DER TAG 01 JAN 66 at opening time 1700 hrs.
PFKing
From: Fl;ight Lieutenant P. King RAF Officer's Mess
RAF Cosford
3 Dec 65 Nr. Wolverhampton
Staffordshire
Jever Steam Laundry- 1966 Fallout Trials
Pete Hunwick pissed off to Saigon leaving me with the
files to try and sort out a touch of the JSL '66 style so I am
trying to get things under way and would like to enlist your help
in passing on the hot poop.
To date I have written to Flight and Commercial Aviation
News to slot in an advert, I have also written to every PMC with
a covering letter and a notice, the notice was couched in such terms
as would be acceptable to any snotty nosed bastard, so from the
service angle every drunkard should know what's going on.
Lookiong through the file from last year's PU I see that you
have a fair amount of gen on the whereabouts of most of the
civilian aces, so I wonder if you could spread the word on this
wise, 1 Jan 666 (run away finger) is DER TAG, everything else is
SOP same as all the other Pus.
This will be the renth anniversary so max effort should be made
if you cant contact people then perhaps you could let me have the
list of addresses and I will try , but at the moment I am fairly
busy and would help you could give would be most welcome.
Well, I must try and contact some of the other chaps. I
am trying to trace Dave Watt I have it from unreliable sources that
he has moved.
Hope to see you at the reunion. All the best CHIHTYP
Yours till the dingle berries turn to dust.
Letter from Pat King to RAF News for advert for iJan1966 AGM:
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